kinkapoodles: (oops sarcasm)
rhonda ([personal profile] kinkapoodles) wrote2009-05-13 11:03 pm

Rant about CSI:NY 5.24 - SPOILERS FOR 5.24 AND 5.25 AND NOT SO NICE LANGUAGE

OMG!!! Is this the fucking shit we all have to look forward to in Season 6??? 

It's bad enough they just had to add Anna's pregnancy to the show and totally fuck up what would have been a great season 5. I'm assuming it was mostly so they could say (which they have non-stop) that it's the first CSI baby. Who the fuck cares? People pop out babies all the damn time. But now...they're bringing the damn spawn to work with them??? You heard that right. They brought the damn kid to work with them. Not just to show LUCY (yes, that's what they named her. Lucy Messer. Thank God it wasn't Montana or Aiden.) off while they're off work with her but they're actually BOTH back to work! WTF is wrong with this picture?? Who the fuck would bring a newborn to the lab for work?? But then again, Lindsay kept working with all those damn chemicals while she was pregnant so I guess she doesn't care if the kid's around them either.

Yeah, killing Angell off and keeping this bullshit makes such good sense. *rolls eyes*

Ok..I missed the first ten minutes the first time around and apparently, I didn't miss a damn thing worth watching. The DL stuff was nauseating. I do not need to hear the word 'virility' from Lindsay or care to know a damn thing about their sex life. Sounded to me like they're back to it again. Please don't have another damn spawn yet. Since when did they act all lovey? Did I miss some scenes in the past four years?!?

WTF is up with Danny? His kid is a newborn and he's already jealous of some random lab tech who we'll never see again and who was obviously added in just to piss Danny off. Well, if you're so worried about your damn kid, don't leave her in the break room with a bunch of strangers. GET A NANNY!!!

As for the rest of the episode. Big yawnfest. Melina, you're a wonderful actress but as a writer for the show you suck. I still haven't figured out if the professor is Stella's father or not. Anybody care to fill me in? And why did Stella get rid of all of those artifacts (bury them)? Did she not care that they got back to where they should have been?

So, Mac is allowed to play cop no matter where the fuck he goes? It's a bit ridiculous and I hope they don't expect us to believe those damn tests Mac and Stella did would ever hold up in court. I'm sure her earring was perfectly clean. Yep.

Long story short....that was a pretty shitty episode. Danny and Don both looked great. Flack was wonderful as always. I rate this episode a D. I'll never watch that again

As for the finale next week tomorrow - It looks to be awesome. I hope it lives up to the promos. And I'll go ahead and say it right here just to get it down in writing. I think the CSI who's life will be hanging in the balance will be Danny. I think he's the one who gets shot in the diner at the end of the show. Poor Flack....loses his girlfriend and possibly his best friend. Of course, I doubt they'd let Danny die. I wouldn't complain one damn bit if Lindsay got shot and died but I'm afraid we're gonna be stuck with Scrunchface Mootana until this damn show comes to an end.

ETA: WTF is this about Stella being 34?? They're getting ridiculous with these ages. We're supposed to believe she's 34, Mac's 45, and Lindsay is 28?? The only ages I find believable is Danny at 34 and Flack at 35.

I'm off to bury myself in RPs, hopefully.
 

[identity profile] 1perfectanomaly.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I agree that this episode was absolute crap. Talk about blatant pandering to shippers. The DL stuff was laughable and the ending was something out of badfic. Ugh. Hopefully this is a lesson to TPTB to not let any of the other actors write an episode.

[identity profile] df-chipz.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
*lol* That is such a perfect icon.

[identity profile] 1perfectanomaly.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Danny is not at peace with these developments.

[identity profile] kinkapoodles.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope they never allow that to happen again but at least if they do, we'll know to expect the worst. I'm just hoping the producers and writers read the review thread on TalkCSI and realize just how poorly written it was. At least most of the posters on there seemed to think so.