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kinkapoodles) wrote2007-05-16 11:43 am
kinkapoodles) wrote2007-05-16 11:43 am
Another Rant - Surprise It's not crazy-lady related!!!
Can I kill somebody? I had several paragraphs. 40 minutes of typing and hit who knows what button and lost everything. Anyway, here's my second try. I'm sure this will suck compared to my first attempt.
I thought it was time for me to do a rant that wasn't about crazy lady. As long as she omits me from her rants I am more than happy to do the same. I will be ranting about Lindsay (sorry Lindsay fans but I hate her), Danny/Lindsay, idiots at the NY forums on tv.com and cbs.com., and Adam haters. I'll also be talking about Danny/Flack (how could I make a post without mentioning them?), Wet!Mac, Mac/Flack (hide your eyes
iheartnickcath!), and anything else I feel like.WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RAMBLING UNDER THE CUT IS MY OPINIONS ONLY!!! SO CHILL!
WARNING!!!! The first paragraph is Danny/Flack, and the second is SLASH so if you don't like...you might not wanna read. (Oh come on, if you say you don't like slash it's probably because you're a closet slash shipper.
Danny/Flack - How could you not just love them? They are both hotter than hell guys in their own right but put them together, holy shit, what a fucking hot pairing. Whether it's on the show, fanfic, or RPs, they have it bad for each other. Flackie loves him some kinka-poodle. How awesome was the pool scene in ep 23 - Comes Around? And I gotta say it here....Yay for getting a pool playing scene the week before Danny and Lindsay!!! (more on that later) I know there's a closet DF shipper on the NY writing team. We get way too much good stuff between them for there not to be. Also, I'd like to say that I am currently playing Flack in an RP community on here and am really enjoying it. It's a slash RP so yes, Danny and Flack are together and having a great time.
Wet!Mac - need I say more. How hot is wet!Mac?? Pretty damn hot. I have to admit that I wasn't a fan of Mac in S1 and S2..by that I mean that I couldn't see him paired with any characters at all but since Peyton's come along, he seems to have developed a human quality to him and it is smoking hot. Which brings me to.....
Mac/Flack - I have to admit that I never saw this ship before. I can't believe I'm gonna admit it (you didn't hear me say this Lynn -iheartnickcath) but I think I could like this ship. Does anybody know of any good fiction out there I could read? I can't believe that after getting pounced on by Lynn two days ago, where she's been sitting on me until I admit to her that I like Mac/Flack, I am actually saying it on here. You can let me up now Lynn...you win...Mac/Flack are totally fucking hot!!!
THE RANTS BEGIN HERE!!!!
SPOILER ALERT!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED FOR THE FINALE - YOU MIGHT WANNA SKIP THIS!!
First I'll start off with the dreaded Danny/Lindsay "love" scene. LMFAO. For some reason people seem to think that half the episode will be devoted to them shagging each other. How stupid is that? They probably won't have longer than 30-45 SECONDS (if that much) of them undressing each other. Before I forget...I'm willing to bet that Anna is not the half naked girl in the scene with Carmine. Can anybody say BODY DOUBLE?? Enough said. I'm all for this Danny/Lindsay get together. No, you didn't read that wrong. I just decided it's ok to let them get togther now. That way it will be worth it to watch them rip each other to shreds and end up hating each other or at the very least, forever dashed. lol
I seriously do not see a happy ending. It's too covenient and BORING!! Plus, Danny is AZ's favorite character. Danny's known as the resident drama queen. Lindsay's boring as hell. Danny's too intense for a boring girl like her. He will soon tire of her but I have a feeling she will tire of him first. I just wonder if Aiden isn't part of the reason Danny turned to Lindsay. They never got together but is was obvious Danny was attracted to Aiden. I think she crushed his ego when she told him that she was way out of his league because he's seemed to passed up the women that were obviously IN his league and opted for plain-Jane-Mary Sue-from-Montana. IMO, she's safe. Not so pretty that he's intimidated to ask her out but not totally ugly. I still say he'll tire of her.
Adam - Why are people hating on him so much? WTF did he do to the idiots in other forums to hate him so much? Oh yeah, they think he's taken precious time away from Lindsay. BOO-HOO!! If that's the case, give him more screentime or better yet, put him out in the field and send Lindsay permanently to the lab.
My theory on the finale - Part is from spoiler sources and part is from my head. I'll put my thoughts in italics and keep in mind that the spoilers part is subject to change but I'm going with it anyway. After Flack & Co rescues Danny (of course Flack would come for his baby) and Adam, Lindsay is supposed to storm in and search for Danny. Here's to hoping that Flack beats her to it. She finds him and goes to him. Now, keep in mind that he traded shifts with her without her knowledge or consent so it should have been her that was kidnapped with Adam. Everything will be ok between them until one of the kidnappers pulls another gun and, intending to shoot Danny, misses (thank you bad guy) and shoots Lindsay instead. Unfortunately this will not be life threatening. I'm guessing that Lindsay will end up hating him or Danny just can't live with the guilt of taking her shift. I think Lindsay will be pissed at Danny for taking her shift because if she hadn't, she wouldn't have gotten shot at all. Remember, Danny mouths them off a couple times, pissing them off. Lindsay beting the cold bitch that she can be, dumps him. Poor Danny's so distraught that he runs to Flack..exactly where he should have been to start with. I love my imagination.
The shooting pool scene in Danny's apartment (I think that's where they are) - All I can say is that we Danny/Flack fans totally got that one first. I just know there's a Danny/Flack fan on the writing team. So what if we have to endure the Danny/Lindsay love scene onscreen...we all know that Flack totally went home with Danny after their game of pool and Flack showed his baby what the Jackhammer is capable of...part of it taking place on the very same pool table. Yes, he totally banged Flack before Lindsay. Poor Danny's just a confused little kpoo.
One more thing...heaven help the stupid shit that goes on in the CSI:NY forums on tv.com and cbs.com. What a bunch of idiots. I sure hope TPTB aren't getting any ideas from them. Here's to hoping that the shitty spelling and grammar are enough to have them running away. One last thing...can anybody say MODERATOR...i think they need some.
Danny/Flack - How could you not just love them? They are both hotter than hell guys in their own right but put them together, holy shit, what a fucking hot pairing. Whether it's on the show, fanfic, or RPs, they have it bad for each other. Flackie loves him some kinka-poodle. How awesome was the pool scene in ep 23 - Comes Around? And I gotta say it here....Yay for getting a pool playing scene the week before Danny and Lindsay!!! (more on that later) I know there's a closet DF shipper on the NY writing team. We get way too much good stuff between them for there not to be. Also, I'd like to say that I am currently playing Flack in an RP community on here and am really enjoying it. It's a slash RP so yes, Danny and Flack are together and having a great time.
Wet!Mac - need I say more. How hot is wet!Mac?? Pretty damn hot. I have to admit that I wasn't a fan of Mac in S1 and S2..by that I mean that I couldn't see him paired with any characters at all but since Peyton's come along, he seems to have developed a human quality to him and it is smoking hot. Which brings me to.....
Mac/Flack - I have to admit that I never saw this ship before. I can't believe I'm gonna admit it (you didn't hear me say this Lynn -
iheartnickcath) but I think I could like this ship. Does anybody know of any good fiction out there I could read? I can't believe that after getting pounced on by Lynn two days ago, where she's been sitting on me until I admit to her that I like Mac/Flack, I am actually saying it on here. You can let me up now Lynn...you win...Mac/Flack are totally fucking hot!!!THE RANTS BEGIN HERE!!!!
SPOILER ALERT!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED FOR THE FINALE - YOU MIGHT WANNA SKIP THIS!!
First I'll start off with the dreaded Danny/Lindsay "love" scene. LMFAO. For some reason people seem to think that half the episode will be devoted to them shagging each other. How stupid is that? They probably won't have longer than 30-45 SECONDS (if that much) of them undressing each other. Before I forget...I'm willing to bet that Anna is not the half naked girl in the scene with Carmine. Can anybody say BODY DOUBLE?? Enough said. I'm all for this Danny/Lindsay get together. No, you didn't read that wrong. I just decided it's ok to let them get togther now. That way it will be worth it to watch them rip each other to shreds and end up hating each other or at the very least, forever dashed. lol
I seriously do not see a happy ending. It's too covenient and BORING!! Plus, Danny is AZ's favorite character. Danny's known as the resident drama queen. Lindsay's boring as hell. Danny's too intense for a boring girl like her. He will soon tire of her but I have a feeling she will tire of him first. I just wonder if Aiden isn't part of the reason Danny turned to Lindsay. They never got together but is was obvious Danny was attracted to Aiden. I think she crushed his ego when she told him that she was way out of his league because he's seemed to passed up the women that were obviously IN his league and opted for plain-Jane-Mary Sue-from-Montana. IMO, she's safe. Not so pretty that he's intimidated to ask her out but not totally ugly. I still say he'll tire of her.
Adam - Why are people hating on him so much? WTF did he do to the idiots in other forums to hate him so much? Oh yeah, they think he's taken precious time away from Lindsay. BOO-HOO!! If that's the case, give him more screentime or better yet, put him out in the field and send Lindsay permanently to the lab.
My theory on the finale - Part is from spoiler sources and part is from my head. I'll put my thoughts in italics and keep in mind that the spoilers part is subject to change but I'm going with it anyway. After Flack & Co rescues Danny (of course Flack would come for his baby) and Adam, Lindsay is supposed to storm in and search for Danny. Here's to hoping that Flack beats her to it. She finds him and goes to him. Now, keep in mind that he traded shifts with her without her knowledge or consent so it should have been her that was kidnapped with Adam. Everything will be ok between them until one of the kidnappers pulls another gun and, intending to shoot Danny, misses (thank you bad guy) and shoots Lindsay instead. Unfortunately this will not be life threatening. I'm guessing that Lindsay will end up hating him or Danny just can't live with the guilt of taking her shift. I think Lindsay will be pissed at Danny for taking her shift because if she hadn't, she wouldn't have gotten shot at all. Remember, Danny mouths them off a couple times, pissing them off. Lindsay beting the cold bitch that she can be, dumps him. Poor Danny's so distraught that he runs to Flack..exactly where he should have been to start with. I love my imagination.
The shooting pool scene in Danny's apartment (I think that's where they are) - All I can say is that we Danny/Flack fans totally got that one first. I just know there's a Danny/Flack fan on the writing team. So what if we have to endure the Danny/Lindsay love scene onscreen...we all know that Flack totally went home with Danny after their game of pool and Flack showed his baby what the Jackhammer is capable of...part of it taking place on the very same pool table. Yes, he totally banged Flack before Lindsay. Poor Danny's just a confused little kpoo.
One more thing...heaven help the stupid shit that goes on in the CSI:NY forums on tv.com and cbs.com. What a bunch of idiots. I sure hope TPTB aren't getting any ideas from them. Here's to hoping that the shitty spelling and grammar are enough to have them running away. One last thing...can anybody say MODERATOR...i think they need some.
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and not the good kind, like us, lolz. :). And I do agree that I just want that whole D/L thing to be over so we're nottorturedsubjected with it. :(no subject
Sorry about the "screen comments" thing. I am a dork and clicked the wrong thing. :D
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*pet pet* My poor Mama--sometimes it helps to write in Word and then cut and paste when you're done. :)
Yay for getting a pool playing scene the week before Danny and Lindsay!!!
I thought that was kind of hilarious, actually. Everybody going crazy over Danny and Lindsay playing pool--and then we're watching "Comes Around" and see Danny and Flack playing pool together. *lol* I gotta tell you, I know which scene I prefer, and I haven't even seen one of them yet. I'll take fully-clothed!Danny with Flack over nekkid!Danny with Lindsay any day. *shudder*
It's a slash RP so yes, Danny and Flack are together and having a great time.
You mean that Danny and Flack are literally together--with Don fucking Danny most of the time. :D
Wet!Mac - need I say more. How hot is wet!Mac?? Pretty damn hot.
Indeed. XD
Mac/Flack
Did I or did I not try to get you to read that pairing ages ago? *rolls eyes* What happened to you not liking Flack with any guy but Danny? Huh, huh, huh??? :P
Danny/Lindsay "love" scene.
I'm still trying to figure out how sex=love. Yes, people who are in love might have sex, and people who have sex might fall in love, but they aren't the same thing. It's especially amusing when people said not two weeks ago that they would hate for Danny and Lindsay to rush into a physical relationship and that they wanted to see them dating, blah blah blah--but are now really excited to see them bumping uglies. *rolls eyes* If you just want fucking, don't pretend that you want something else. Otherwise, you just come across looking like a liar.
Can anybody say BODY DOUBLE??
BODY DOUBLE! (Do I get a cookie?) Even if she hadn't just had a baby I'd suspect that she had a body double--even women in Hollywood aren't perfect, and there are countless reasons to use a double. I wonder if the fanpoodles' brains will explode over the body double situation--I mean, if they can't differentiate between the actors and characters, how will they reconcile that it's not Anna dry-humping Carmine?
I seriously do not see a happy ending. It's too covenient and BORING!!
It's already convenient and boring, but they keep pushing right ahead, don't they? I get the feeling that if the network wants D/L, they'll have D/L even if it causes the rest of the show to rot. Once they kill NY, they'll just move on to a new show to suck the life out of it one romance novel relationship at a time.
Adam - Why are people hating on him so much? WTF did he do to the idiots in other forums to hate him so much?
I think we can narrow it down to several key reasons:
1.) AJ is a better actor than Anna.
2.) Adam is a more appealing character than Lindsay.
3.) You remember Adam, but Lindsay fades into the background.
4.) Lindsay wouldn't look nearly as hot with that beard, and
5.) I love him, therefore he must be evil incarnate. :)
Is it all becoming clear now?
I sure hope TPTB aren't getting any ideas from them. Here's to hoping that the shitty spelling and grammar are enough to have them running away.
If professional writers got ideas from badly-written message board posts, then I would know for a fact that I could work for a tv show. For reals.
Your rants always drag rant out of me, Mama. *smooches*
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*sigh* What's the point of proofreading if you're going to go back and correct something and not proofread it before you post, Rachel? *rolls eyes at self*
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It's nice to see the perfect people screw up too and even funnier it was right after my "shitty spelling" rant. LOL Seriously, I can live with innocent mistakes..it's the dumbfucks who don't know they're wrong that drives me crazy.
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I seriously wish you did write for the show. You and Kimmy. I'm confident there would never have been DL..hell, there wouldn't even have been a Lindsay.
I knew you'd clarify the Adam stuff for me. YAY
Mac/Flack - who said I liked them? I'm sure it wasn't me. :o)
YES...Don is fucking Danny most of the time BUT...it was a special night the other night in the RP...Donnie boy let Danny fuck him. They enjoyed it. Flack absolutely trusts NOBODY to top him EXCEPT Danny. good boy
Your rants always drag a rant out of me, Mama. *smooches*
What?? No **leap, tackle, smoosh**?? **sobs**
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Yeah, I'm sure thats probably a body double considering that chicks stomach is ripped! I doubt Anna's got ripped that quick. If she did, Damn
As for Danny/Lindsay, I say they'll tire each other to shreds before its over with. Lindsay needs to grow on her own before hooking up with someone.
*gets up* la la la. I so knew it! *dances*
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There's no way her stomach's ripped like that. If Julia Roberts used a body double, I'm pretty sure Anna did too.
Danny/Lindsay - the breakup will be brutal. **sits down with popcorn** I'm patiently waiting for Flack to swoop in and rescue his kinka-poodle.
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She probably did, most likely.
Oh! *sits down beside you and steals some of your popcorn* This is going to be good.
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Move over... I brought the nachos. Cheese dip or barbeque? XD
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Of course DL will break up
(Anonymous) 2007-06-01 01:23 am (UTC)(link)Of course Danny and Lindsay will break up. It's a given that consummation of a relationship is the "kiss of death" for two television characters.
Whether TPTB put them back together in the long-run is yet to be seen, but all characters must break up and make up to extend a series' shelf-life.
Sorry I don't have a LJ.
Best wishes,
PrettyEyes