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kinkapoodles) wrote2006-11-05 01:34 am
kinkapoodles) wrote2006-11-05 01:34 am
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo - A Danny/Flack Drabble
Title: Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo
Author: ![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
1csimfan
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Danny/Flack - who else?
Warnings: Maybe some swearing but that's about it
Summary: Batteries are not Don's friend. No, it's not for what you'r thinking
Author's Note: This is something I came up with off the top of my head over at BC for the Drabble thread
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny/Flack because if I did, they would never leave their apartment and they'd be canon on CSI:NY but I do enjoy borrowing them from time to time.
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo
All Don wanted to do was save some time in the mornings shaving by getting a rechargeable shaver. That would give him and Danny a little more time for other activities. Unfortunately, he didn't see the little warning on the side. The warning that is on just about every battery operated device known to man, but there it was staring him in the face **batteries not included**.
"Dammit to hell", Don shrieked after he got the shaver home and made the discovery. Danny wouldn't be home for a couple hours so Don decided to run back down to the drug store and buy the batteries.
He was just walking in the store when he realized that he forgot to check to see what size and how many batteries he needed. "Fuck it all", he cursed under his breath as he made his way down the aisle toward the batteries.
D..no too big..C..no still too big..."This is crazy", Don thought as he stood in the aisle staring at the endless supply of batteries. How many different sizes and brands could there be?
Aha..there they are, he thought with a smirk on his face. Then it faded. Double A AND Triple A. Is this some kind of sick joke? Ok fine. I'll just buy a couple packs of each.
Don made his purchase and returned to his apartment very proud of his accomplishment. He was surprised to see Danny already home. Had he been gone that long?
Arms crossed and tapping his foot impatiently, Danny asked "Where have you been?" Don's face turned red as he explained his situation to Danny.
Danny couldn't stop the smile forming on his face. Happy to see that Don loved their morning sex romps so much that he would go to such trouble to make more time for them.
"What's so funny Dan?" Don asked, not at all amused.
"Well", Danny said as he licked his lips, "You didn't need to run back to the drug store."
"How else was I gonna get batteries?" Don answered back.
Danny had a huge grin on his face which was driving Don totally insane. But now wasn't the time for that. Danny walked over to one of the drawers in the kitchen, flung it open and pulled out several packets of batteries.
"WTF. Where did those come from?"
"They've always been in there Donnie. Don't you ever look in your drawers?"
A smirk crept across Don's face. "Well Dan, I'd rather look in yours" With that Don grabbed the batteries and headed off to the bathroom leaving a stunned Danny at a loss for words.
"Hot damn it finally works" Don screamed from the bathroom. Danny's eyes widened wondering what exactly Don had that "finally worked".
Well, only one way to find out Danny thought as he walked toward the bathroom.
The End....that sucked but it was fun.
All Don wanted to do was save some time in the mornings shaving by getting a rechargeable shaver. That would give him and Danny a little more time for other activities. Unfortunately, he didn't see the little warning on the side. The warning that is on just about every battery operated device known to man, but there it was staring him in the face **batteries not included**.
"Dammit to hell", Don shrieked after he got the shaver home and made the discovery. Danny wouldn't be home for a couple hours so Don decided to run back down to the drug store and buy the batteries.
He was just walking in the store when he realized that he forgot to check to see what size and how many batteries he needed. "Fuck it all", he cursed under his breath as he made his way down the aisle toward the batteries.
D..no too big..C..no still too big..."This is crazy", Don thought as he stood in the aisle staring at the endless supply of batteries. How many different sizes and brands could there be?
Aha..there they are, he thought with a smirk on his face. Then it faded. Double A AND Triple A. Is this some kind of sick joke? Ok fine. I'll just buy a couple packs of each.
Don made his purchase and returned to his apartment very proud of his accomplishment. He was surprised to see Danny already home. Had he been gone that long?
Arms crossed and tapping his foot impatiently, Danny asked "Where have you been?" Don's face turned red as he explained his situation to Danny.
Danny couldn't stop the smile forming on his face. Happy to see that Don loved their morning sex romps so much that he would go to such trouble to make more time for them.
"What's so funny Dan?" Don asked, not at all amused.
"Well", Danny said as he licked his lips, "You didn't need to run back to the drug store."
"How else was I gonna get batteries?" Don answered back.
Danny had a huge grin on his face which was driving Don totally insane. But now wasn't the time for that. Danny walked over to one of the drawers in the kitchen, flung it open and pulled out several packets of batteries.
"WTF. Where did those come from?"
"They've always been in there Donnie. Don't you ever look in your drawers?"
A smirk crept across Don's face. "Well Dan, I'd rather look in yours" With that Don grabbed the batteries and headed off to the bathroom leaving a stunned Danny at a loss for words.
"Hot damn it finally works" Don screamed from the bathroom. Danny's eyes widened wondering what exactly Don had that "finally worked".
Well, only one way to find out Danny thought as he walked toward the bathroom.
The End....that sucked but it was fun.