Meme - I can't believe Fay told on me!!!!

Fay, how could you turn me in? WTFs up with the Harry Potter fiction? I've never read or watching anything to do with HP.

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	35
Your crime	Failing to establish literary merit in your Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus/Hagrid/Dobby/Bart Simpson circle jerk fic.
Who reported you	faylinn_drake
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".